Day 33

8th   October

I’m sure if Truss reaches day 666 it will confirm all of our worst fears.

Is that number possible given that there must be an election within the next two tears, I mean years?

Is there any coming back from this torrent of bad press?

No government in history has recovered from opinion poles as bad as this.

Ian Blackmore obviously does not have shares in weight watchers. He is at the SNP party conference. I got the remote control and manage to switch off before he had made it to the podium, but he was looking rather hefty. Pity his political ideas are not quite so hefty.

Got some good photographs of the moon, thanks to a YouTube guide. Has YT become the encyclopaedia Britannica of the digital age?

Repair the washing machine, go to YT.

Sort out the fire alarm, go to YT.

Replace the brake disc pads on the bike, go to YT.

Maybe Truss should employ YT as an adviser. Or even Putin. How can I beat those Ukrainians who are (currently) whopping my arse. Happy Birthday Mr President, he is 70 today. An old man ordering young men to go fight and die.

I have been trying to type in my BT hub password and had a, kinda sudden, thought about Putin.

I’m about to launch a nuke, what was the code.

It’s not worked.

Blast.

Oh, upper case.

Right.

I’ll try that.

Rejected.

I thought you said upper case for all of Stalins name?

Only the first and last letter of his name.

Ok.

Still not accepted.

Ok, I won’t launch a missile today.

A number of people killed in a blast at a petroleum station in Ireland.

Looks like an accident.

They just happened to be in the shop at the petrol station when it blew up.

Terrible.

Heading down to Yorkshire on Monday, trains permitting.